WHITE - RELAX I'm Not a Polygamist T-Shirt

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee feels lived-in from the first wear. Heavyweight, pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton gives it structure while the soft post-dye finish adds gentle color and a worn-in hand. Clean, minimal front text sits small at the chest; bold, confident lettering on the back reads “RELAX — IM NOT A POLYGAMIST,” a tongue-in-cheek line that starts conversations without shouting. The tubular knit and double-needle seams keep the silhouette smooth and durable, while the roomy cut and wide size range make it easy to layer or wear solo on laid-back days.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft after garment dyeing
- Garment-dyed construction for a subtle, worn-in color and texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched edges for durability
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk and available S–4XL for a comfortable range of sizes
- Sewn-in label and heavy 6.1 oz/yd² fabric for long-lasting wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean